Here comes a way out there idea.
I've been thinking. The one weapon I would want more than anything in EUO does not even exist. Sucks, but oh well. But then I had an idea for how a wishing well could work that I don't think I've ever seen suggested.
You are allowed to make one wish at the wishing well every month. When you wistfully release one addy coin into the wishing well you get a screen that allows you to pick a weapon or item of gear, up to three features (enchants/tints/effects), and a name of your design. Every month egg could randomly choose one person to make their dream weapon available for them to purchase. In my little dream world it makes sense cos it'd still be very rare, and it also encourages people to buy stuff from egg
Here's how it could work...
The key is that you can only get up to six asterisks. Each feature has a certain amount it counts for. Even if the asterisks add up to less than 6 only three enchants/features/tints/effects are allowed on one weapon or piece of gear. And most likely the restriction could be that if you get one wish, you can't get anymore, so you'd want to think it over.
(weapons only)
AM harm*
VAM greater harm**
XJ hex***
AEP paralyze***
OG lightning**
IVPY***
XMP***
KXQ clone** **
VOG chain lightning** **
KX summon creature**
IMJ soul trap***
QAW confuse***
KVX summon dragon** **
KXC summon daemon** **
INH poison wind**
IZH cone of sleep***
IJO mana burn** **
VF fireball** **
+ attack up to 8. (1-5, 6*, 7**, 8***, 9** **)
gold*
venomous*
runed*
addled*
silver*
copper*
diamond*
barbed*
blackrock**
vampyric**
adamantium***
effects
leeching**
plagues opponent*** ***
(Weapons and gear both)
copper*
blackrock**
adamantium***
+ vig up to 15. (1-5*, 6-10**, 10-15***)
+ NV up to 5. (1-2*, 3-4**, 5***)
+ MR up to 15. (1-5*, 6-10**, 10-15***)
+ def up to 7 (1-4**, 5-7***)
+ stats up to 30 (1-10*, 10-15**, 15-25***, 25-30** **)
effects
hp regen *** ***
speeds rage gain** **
x-ray vision** **
trusesight** **
There's a lot of cool combinations that can be made from these that are impossible weapons to find in EUO. I bet anyone would be able to make a dream weapon of their choice with those rules. Maybe the specific restrictions and rules for the system could be made heavier or lighter depending. I just made it up as an example. Anyways, if you won the chance to buy what you wished for, how could you resist?