i thought i would post some alternate Christmas songs here, just for the heck of it, so here goes:
(please note that i made up all of these lyrics myself, so please don't post them on any other forums without asking me first.)
(to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town")
Go ahead shout, go ahead cry,
go ahead pout i'm a'tellin you why,
santa claus ain't comin' to town.
i have a list, i'll check it twice,
then santa's throat i'm going to slice,
santa claus ain't comin' to town
i wanted to kill santa,
so i put a bomb in his sleigh,
and when he went to fly his route
i blew santa away, SO....
go ahead shout, go ahead cry,
go ahead pout i'm a'tellin you why,
santa claus an't comin' to town!
(alternatively:)
i wanted to kill santa,
so i went and fucked his mom,
and when he came to stop me,
i got 'im with a nuclear bomb...
(to the tune of "up on the housetop", yeah i know i've only got the last part of the refrain, but i'm still working on it)
up on the housetop click, click, click,
down through the chimney comes old saint nick
he lands in the flames lights his clothes on fire,
him and his toys go up in a pyre
up on the housetop click, click, click,
down through the chimney comes old saint nick.
(to the tune of "frosty the snowman")
frosty the snowman, he's the queerest fag on earth,
he likes to fuck little girls and boys
but he much prefers boys, but he much prefers boys!
Merry Christmas!
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Re: Merry Christmas!
I once saw two gay guys making out on a park bench and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen in my life until i read angelus' post
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LAUGHING OUT LOUD LIKE A MORON@mackey for quoting the south park korn episode reference. FUCK YEAH
Also, happy holidays. Yes, I said HOLIDAYS. There, everyone is included.
Also, happy holidays. Yes, I said HOLIDAYS. There, everyone is included.
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LAUGHING OUT LOUD LIKE A MORON! Merry Christmas, everyone IS included.
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Re: Merry Christmas!
LMFAO... Nice lyrics .. Happy Holidays to all
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Re: Merry Christmas!
My favorite Christmas carol is "Santa Claus is Coming To Town" sung to the tune of "On the Highway" by Judas Priest.
speaking of Christmas is there any special events going on the year for regular or PD?
speaking of Christmas is there any special events going on the year for regular or PD?
Re: Merry Christmas!
Why of course! You know egg is probably the most nicest individual on the face of the earth!Bugbo wrote:My favorite Christmas carol is "Santa Claus is Coming To Town" sung to the tune of "On the Highway" by Judas Priest.
speaking of Christmas is there any special events going on the year for regular or PD?
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Hark! do i detect sarcasm? or is it asskissing? which is it? and which is worse?jumpstart wrote:Why of course! You know egg is probably the most nicest individual on the face of the earth!Bugbo wrote:My favorite Christmas carol is "Santa Claus is Coming To Town" sung to the tune of "On the Highway" by Judas Priest.
speaking of Christmas is there any special events going on the year for regular or PD?
* angelus (52) Mage/Priest
* Jeremiah (36) Rogue
* Angelus (27) Rogue
* HunterAlpha (24) Fighter
coming soon?: Warren, Monk.
Q: Why don't lesbians make good cooks?
A: The always eat out. b-ZING!
* Jeremiah (36) Rogue
* Angelus (27) Rogue
* HunterAlpha (24) Fighter
coming soon?: Warren, Monk.
Q: Why don't lesbians make good cooks?
A: The always eat out. b-ZING!