How (Not) to Play Nice

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How (Not) to Play Nice

Post by Mackey666 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:55 pm

1. Refrain from begging higher level players to power-level you, give you gold, trade mythic items for sexual favors, etc. Seriously, don't be that guy.
1.(b)Begging higher level players to power-leve you, give you gold, and/or trade mythic items for sexual favors is alright in my book if you are an 18+ year old female.
1.(c)An 18+ year old male-to-female transexual is also acceptable, if you can pull it off.

2. Do not harass the GM's/DM's and try to be respectful to the clan leaders and older players. They may have some valuable info they feel like sharing if you're not a complete shitbag.
2.(b)Don't greet Egg on global by saying "SUP KANGAROO FUCKER"

3. Stealing is (aside from being fairly impossible) completely against the rules of the game, and just kinda shitty in general.
3.(b) However, identifying glowing (artifact) unidentified items in dirtyking's house is pretty fucking hilarious, and I can't encourage it enough.

4. It's not gay if its in a threeway.
4.(b)With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.

5. If you're hunting in a party, do not lure random shit from all over the map. Stay with the group, and decide who is pulling aggro.
5.(b)No, not even if you yell "LEROYYYYYY JENKIIIIIIIINS" before you rush a heroic balron.

6. Do not play EUO while under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
6.(b)No I didn't keep a straight face while typing that.

7. If you're trading with someone you don't know, use the /trade function that Egg worked so hard for like fifteen minutes between getting loaded on Foster's (that's Aussie for beer) and banging his Sheila (that's Aussie for girlfriend).
7.(b)I watched Crocodile Dundee a few years ago, I know about Austraila.
7.(c)They have AC/DC and Steve Irwin.
7.(d)**HAD Steve Irwin.
7.(e)*rimshot*
7.(f)Too soon?

8. When someone asks for the command to perform an action, telling them "Alt f4" is not cool. It's not funny.
8.(b)It's hilarious.

9. Cursing on global is a bannable offense.
9.(b)Or it used to be.
9.(c)Well they used to gag for it.
9.(d)LAUGHING OUT LOUD LIKE A MORON Raiden used to gag a lot
9.(e)"Gag a lot" get it?

10. Don't be like Mackey.
10.(b)Seriously, kid.
10.(c)Don't be that guy at the party.
"I've got a bottle of rum, a case of code red, and two packs of smokes... Let's do some dungeon crawling." - Mackey

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Re: How (Not) to Play Nice

Post by Mackey666 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:56 pm

Shit, maybe this should have gone in EUO general. Or maybe the manual. Or maybe I just shouldn't get loaded at 8am and start writing EUO guides. GATHER ROUND KIDS, UNCLE MACKEY'S GONNA TELL Y'ALL HOW IT IS.
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Re: How (Not) to Play Nice

Post by Keighn » Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:07 pm

Mackey666 wrote:2.(b)Don't greet Egg on global by saying "SUP KANGAROO FUCKER"
Yeah, from experience that can really screw you over. Let's just say a ban is the least of your worries.

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Re: How (Not) to Play Nice

Post by Grunkk » Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:44 pm

Mackey666 wrote: 7. ... Foster's (that's Aussie for beer)...
I've never heard anyone here call beer 'Foster's
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Re: How (Not) to Play Nice

Post by 1 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:03 am

Great guide LAUGHING OUT LOUD LIKE A MORON. Never thought Mackey would tell people how to behave.

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Re: How (Not) to Play Nice

Post by DrRude » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:04 pm

Good insightful welcome advice... should be ingame somewhere, like maybe on a wall inside the Nord jail somewhere. Otherwise it'll take most noobs till the 12th of Whenever to finally log into these forums to read this.
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Re: How (Not) to Play Nice

Post by Mr.Crowley » Tue May 14, 2019 11:53 am

What about the RTFM rule? Anyone still follow that or is that done? xD LAUGHING OUT LOUD LIKE A MORON
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To beat the Deamons and the Balrons
Conquer evil and slay the werewolves
Balance the peace in
Eggs ultima online....

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