LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

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LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby LaughingCoyote » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:08 pm

Can't be bothered spending weeks and weeks training up Pet Taming?

Desperately want that that level 50 Fire Dragon as your favourite companion?

Look no further!

LaughingCoyote has done the hard work for you!

Get a Pet Transfer Deed(TM) from your nearest eggmceye outlet and you can buy a pre-tamed pet from LaughingCoyote for the low-low price of 49,500 gp!*

No taming skill required!

Avalaibility List^:
Drakes: the neonate form of Dragons, drakes make excellent companions for the hardy adventurer. Protective of their owners, Drakes defend themselves and their masters with an unparalled ability to spit roast enemies with Vas Flam. One must be cautious with pet drakes as their temperament wildly varies upon reaching maturity and can evolve into different forms and colours of Dragon depending on their mood. Eats meat, fish. Favourite food is gold nuggets.

Nightmares: Recently discovered on the continent of Maeondir, "Night Mares" are a demonic fire breathing horses that have escaped from their masters and naturalised to the lava caves and volcanic pastures of the new continent. More hardy than drakes, nightmares have the added ability of casting "Flame Wind" in their defense. Eats bread. Favourite food is carrots.

Hydras: Three headed monsters of the swamps, Hydras are equally at home over land or water. Although they have two extra mouths as compared to other pets, deceptively they do not require any extra feeding. Eats meat, fish. Favourite food is well-aged corpses.

Crackling mice: The favourite foe of Hellcats, these oversized rodents rely not on stealth to survive but their ability to conduct and discharge powerful arcs of static electricity! Eats meat, fish, cheese.

Hellcats: The favourite foe of Crackling mice, these feline hellspawn are the perfect companion for an evil genius bent on taking over the world. Perhaps Dr. Evil will have one in the next Austin Powers movie. Beware their vampyric bite. Eats fish, meat.

Werewolfs: Unlike true lycanthropes, the Canis lupus varcolac are natural wolves with abnormal strength and intelligence. An owner of such a pet must ensure that their werewolf is fed regularly, as they are only two meals from the wild. Can be fed fish, meat. Favourite food is a still-warm corpse.

Mothra: These giant lepidoterans are found only in the caves and other dark spaces of Maeondir, their preferred habitat, although they can survive exposure to sunlight. While generally considered benign, Mothra will protect their nests with a great fervour and nullify their attackers with the sleep spell "In Zu Hur".

Water demons: Not of truly demonic character, these mis-named and gentle water elementals are rarely found outside fresh springs and fountains, although attempting to drink from a fountain while an elemental is resting in it is an easy way to raise a water elemental's ire, which is how and why unsuspecting adventurers gave them their misnomer. Favourite food are clear flasks.

Ice mephits: Distant cousins of lesser hellspawn such as imps, ice mephits are found in arctic or glacial conditions of extreme cold, although whether they simply find cool habitats to live or actively create an icy climate is widely debated. Able to temporarily freeze their prey, mephits make valuable allies and formidable pets. Favourite food are sulphurous ash.

Imps: These demonic munchkins are cute and harmless when they are young, but as they grow they evolve into their more fearsome stages of Devil and then further on, Daemon. The only pet that has two stages of evolution, these companions require patient training to reach their full potential. Favourite and only food is sulphorous ash.


Golems for sale! New!
Available in brass, ebony or crystal. Prices negotiable.



Accessories:
Pet Taming wand: $10k
Spiked Collar: $1k gp

LaughingCoyote also recommends that prospective buyers read the manual on Pets and Taming.
http://swut.net/euo/manual/index.php/Pets_and_Taming


Don't have 30 addy 50k in gp?
Perhaps we can negotiate a suitable price or trade. PM me an offer.
See my trade page if you have any item I'm currently looking for:
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=3340&p=56402#p56402

Update: LC is renovating his house and so will take addy coins for floor tiles. :D

*Terms & Conditions apply:
LaughingCoyote's pets come unevolved and unbonded unless specified. Product comes as is, LaughingCoyote does not make any warranty as to the use or value of the pet. To the extent permitted by Sosarian law LaughingCoyote and its employees, officers, agents and contractors exclude all liability for any loss or damage (including without limitation, indirect or other loss or damage) arising from the purchase of pets from LaughingCoyote. To prevent loss of current pets customers must ensure that any previously owned pet with which the customer wishes to keep must be stabled before purchasing a pet from LaughingCoyote. Prices and availability may change at any time.

^LaughingCoyote does not condone the trafficking and slavery of humanoid races and as such goblins, orcs, trolls and minos are not availaible from LaughingCoyote stores.

FURTHER T&C
- laughingcoyote, eggmceye, gm's & dm's absolutely cannot be held accountable for any pet that gets mad and leaves you, or any pet that gets hungry and leaves you, even if you paid $3 for the right to buy a pet! Pet transfer deed comes with no warranty whatsoever!
- while I have tried very hard to make pet ownership a reliable and rewarding experience, I cannot be held accountable if the pet goes missing due to unknown circumstances ... all I can say that it will be investigated in the usual manner (ie if I like you I will check it out, and if not bad luck)
- I would recommend that LC reserve the right to refuse sale to anyone who doesn't really look like they know how to handle a pet!!

For more Details on pet transfers see viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3105&start=500#p66218

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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby eggmceye » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:58 pm

FURTHER T&C

- laughingcoyote, eggmceye, gm's & dm's absolutely cannot be held accountable for any pet that gets mad and leaves you, or any pet that gets hungry and leaves you, even if you paid $3 for the right to buy a pet! Pet transfer deed comes with no warranty whatsoever!
- while I have tried very hard to make pet ownership a reliable and rewarding experience, I cannot be held accountable if the pet goes missing due to unknown circumstances ... all I can say that it will be investigated in the usual manner (ie if I like you I will check it out, and if not bad luck)
- I would recommend that LC reserve the right to refuse sale to anyone who doesn't really look like they know how to handle a pet!!
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby Khelben » Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:00 pm

+1

Vouching for LC under the terms specified.
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby LaughingCoyote » Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:55 am

My first sale!

To EDtheFLATULENT. Level 18 mage.
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby LaughingCoyote » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:53 pm

My 2nd sale!
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby Zzapp » Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:00 pm

Your stats are whack.
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby LaughingCoyote » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:58 am

Buy stuff, or :getout:

Thank you, please come again! X-D
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby ibrowniedefender » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:56 am

could i say give you a large amout of gold and then not buy the transfer deed?
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby LaughingCoyote » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:30 am

Nope, doesn't work that way. The transfer deed is the most important part - it is what allows you to transfer pets at all. When you buy addy coins you're basically bribing egg to have the privilege of doing something slightly cheesy.I though you knew this already, you were there when Digitz bought his pet. Atm pet transfer deeds are soulbound, so you have to be the one who buys the deed with addy coins. No way of buying it off someone else directly.
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby Keighn » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:13 am

Here's something I did a while ago on testing some mobs and the accuracy of taming levels. They might have changed since then. BTW, it looks like shit because I did it in notepad and don't care to figure out how to make it pretty on the forums.

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LaughingCoyote's Animal Taming Guide (Revised by Destroyer)

If you happen to have reasonably high defence (50+) then getting the pet dragon that you want is pretty easy if you're
willing to invest the time into it. The aim of the game is tame your way up to 100 taming using monsters that only melee
and can't hurt you because of your defence. This lets you semi-macro taming - just keep pressing f9 while you read the
paper or something. Sometimes this means squeezing as much training as you can out of a monster - remember that you can
train up to 15 lvls past the monster, it is just slower that way. I find it is also easier to semi-tame (grey) a bunch of
monsters first, then go through them again so that you can use shift-f9 instead.

So here is a list of the monsters with the skill level required: (Revised Quick Guide by Destroyer for PD)

0-21 : Cows (Arena & Across From Arena)
20-41: Orcs (Kazadoom)
40-61: Troll (Kazadoom)
45-66: Cyclops (Kazadoom)
50-71: Ogres (Kazadoom)
65-86: Minotaurs (Minotaur Halls)
85-100: Crocodiles (Prides Fall)
100: Drakes! (Valley of Trolls)

! Metalvores will eat any ore/ingot (regular, copper, silver, gold, blackrock, ZINC!!) but will not touch brass.
Thanks to ChildProdigy, Gulnar and Aile for the tips.

Happy taming.

name         HP/HP+(max)[Wand]   tame %   foodgroup   favfood      evolve      spells      avg dmg
brass_golem      250         Tinker   non-standard   golem crystal   0            16         
wood_golem      250         Woodcr   non-standard   golem crystal   0            16         
crystal_golem      300         Enchant   non-standard   golem crystal   0            20
rock_troll      475         No   non-standard   golem crystal   0            50
snake         5         No   carnivore   0      0            1.5         
spider         4         No   carnivore   0      0            1.5         

rabbit         3         0(21)   herbivore   carrot      0            2         
horse         3         0(21)   herbivore   carrot      0            4         
cow         3         0(21)   herbivore   0      0            2         

rat         5         5(26)   omnivore   cheese      0            1
giant_rat      7         5(26)   omnivore   cheese      0            1.5
bat         5         10(31)   carnivore   0      0            2

gremlin         7         15(36)   omnivore   0      0            2.5
goblin         6         17(38)   carnivore   fish      0            2
goblin_archer      6         20(41)   carnivore   fish      0            2
orc         8         20(41)   carnivore   0      0            4
   
goblin_bruiser      15         25(46)   carnivore   fish      0            4
orc_brute      14         25(46)   carnivore   0      0            5
half_orc      18         30(51)   carnivore   0      0            6
goblin_shaman      8         30(51)   carnivore   fish      0      gp:kx:xm   2

troll_axethrower   25         35(56)   carnivore   0      0            6
fel_orc         25         35(56)   carnivore   0      0            9
mongbat         20         40(61)   carnivore   0      0            3
shadow_orc      8         40(61)   carnivore   0      0      gp:kx:xm   2
troll         30         40(61)   carnivore   0      0            8
frost_orc      20         40(61)   carnivore   0      0            6

cyclops         35         45(66)   carnivore   0      0            7.5
ogre         40         50(71)   carnivore   0      0            9

troll_priest      50         55(76)   carnivore   0      0      xmp:kx:wq:xm   10
snow_ogre      40         55(76)   carnivore   0      0            10

ettin         60         60(81)   carnivore   0      Ettin Warlord         8
   Ettin Warlord   70         (NA)   Carnivore   0      NA            10

minotaur      100         65(86)   carnivore   0      Minotaur Chief         10
   Minotaur Chief   150         (NA)   Carnivore   0      NA            12.5

basilisk      40         70(91)   carnivore   0      0      am:aep      5

zorn         50+1         75(96)   metalvore   0      Copper Zorn   ivpy       6
   Copper Zorn   55+1         (NA)   metalvore   0      Blackrockzorn   ivpy       6
   Blackrock Zorn   80         (NA)   metalvore   0      Adamantium Zorn ivpy       8
   Adamantium Zorn   100         (NA)   metalvore   0      NA      ivpy      10

fire_lizard      60         75(96)   carnivore   0      0      vf      4

imp         150         80(100)   non-standard   ash      Devil      am      8 
   Devil      200         (NA)   non-standard   ash      Daemon      og2:vam:wq   10
   Daemon      250         (NA)   non-standard   ash      NA      og2:aep:kxc:wq   10

minotaur_shaman      75         80(100)   carnivore   0      0      xmp:ivpy:gp:wq:xm 7.5
ice_ettin      90         80(100)   carnivore   0      0            12.5
frost_mephit      120         80(100)   non-standard   ash      0      ivpy:xmp:xj   8

crocodile      60         85(100)   carnivore   corpse      0            15
water_demon      60         85(100)   non-standard   clear potion   0      gp      10
ice_mephit      180         85(100)   non-standard   ash      0      og2:aep:kxq   10

crab         200         90(100)   carnivore   0      0            12.5
mothra         150         90(100)   carnivore   0      0      izh:gp      16
hellcat         35         90(100)   carnivore   0      0      xmp:og2      6
werewolf      100         90(100)   carnivore   corpse      0            10

hydra         250         95(100)   carnivore   0      0      og2         12
crackling_mouse      100         95(100)   carnivore   0      0      og2:ivpy      7
nightmare      300         100   herbivore   carrot      0      vf:ifh         20

drake         200+4/+5(302)[357/362]   100   carnivore   gold nugget   Random Dragon   vf         14
   Blue      400+8/+9      (NA)   carnivore   gold nugget   NA      vf:vm2:ijo:og2:wq   12
   White      350+?? ()[]      (NA)   carnivore   gold nugget   NA      vf:ivpy:vm2:kxq:wq   14
   Green      500         (NA)   carnivore   gold nugget   NA      vf:vm2:xj:inh:wq   16
   Fire      600+12/+19(967)[1160]   (NA)   carnivore   gold nugget   NA      vf:ifh         17.5
   Red      650         (NA)   carnivore   gold nugget   NA      vf:vam:vm2:xc:wq   17.5
   Black      700         (NA)   carnivore   gold nugget   NA      vf:kxc:vm2:xmp:wq   17.5

Lost Jungle:
goblin(L26)      156[187]      17(38)   carnivore   fish      0            2
goblin_archer(L23)   138[165]      20(41)   carnivore   fish      0            2
goblin_bruiser(L37)   222[266]      25(46)   carnivore   fish      0            4
goblin_shaman(L30)   136[163]      30(51)   carnivore   fish      0      gp:kx:xm   2

orc(L37)      222[266]      20(41)   carnivore   0      0            4
orc_brute(L39)      237[284]      25(46)   carnivore   0      0            5
half_orc(L40)      245[294]      30(51)   carnivore   0      0            6
fel_orc(L45)      270[324]      35(56)   carnivore   0      0            9
shadow_orc(L34)      155[186]      40(61)   carnivore   0      0      gp:kx:xm   2

troll_axethrower(L43)   262[314]      35(56)   carnivore   0      0            6
troll(L48)      290[348]      40(61)   carnivore   0      0            8
troll_priest(L47)   212[254]      55(76)   carnivore   0      0      xmp:kx:wq:xm      10 (can initially summon Minotaurs/chiefs/shamans)
troll_priest(L48)   216[259]      55(76)   carnivore   0      0      xmp:kx:wq:xm      10 (can initially summon Minotaurs/chiefs/shamans)
troll_priest(L49)   221[265]      55(76)   carnivore   0      0      xmp:kx:wq:xm      10 (can initially summon Minotaurs/chiefs/shamans)
troll_priest(L50)   225[270]      55(76)   carnivore   0      0      xmp:kx:wq:xm      10 (can initially summon Minotaurs/chiefs/shamans)
troll_priest(L51)   230[276]      55(76)   carnivore   0      0      xmp:kx:wq:xm      10 (can initially summon Minotaurs/chiefs/shamans)

cyclops(L49)      294[352]      45(66)   carnivore   0      0            7.5
ogre(L46)      281[337]      50(71)   carnivore   0      0            9
ettin(L48)      292[350]      60(81)   carnivore   0      Ettin Warlord         8


frost_orc(L43)      258[309]      40(61)   carnivore   0      0            6
snow_ogre(L47)      287[344]      55(76)   carnivore   0      0            10
ice_ettin(L55)      330[396]      80(100)   carnivore   0      0            12.5


Black Mountain Plateau:
fire_lizard(L50)   300[360]      75(96)   carnivore   0      0      vf      4
imp         150         80(100)   non-standard   ash      Devil      am      8
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby ibrowniedefender » Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:56 pm

LaughingCoyote wrote:Don't have 30 addy coins?
Perhaps we can negotiate a suitable price or trade. PM me an offer.
See my trade page if you have any item I'm currently looking for

i know. i was just looking at this
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby eggmceye » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:26 pm

you got quoted LC and then some
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby Ozimandias » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:28 pm

Once i get the addy coins, I'll ask for a fire dragon (or drake, if you don't have the evolved form).

Also, you said in msg channel we could probably work something out if i can't come up with all the money (which i don't think i'll able to soon enough). So, how about i give you all what's in my player merch's inv and some of my bank stuff for free. Sure, it may not be worth a whole lot to you, but you can always sell it for gp.

Maybe i could also give you Withrow, my Brass Golem, so you can sell it to someone who doesn't have the necessary skill gm'd? Then again, they'd prolly rather ask for a Drake instead :P.
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby Keighn » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:56 am

LC can make Crystal and Brass golems. Better work on that WC LC so they don't offer you ebony golems or whatever they're called.
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby Ozimandias » Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:22 am

nvm, i got the money thanks to awesome browniedefender, I shall buy it. just limme stable my current pet golem.
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby LaughingCoyote » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:06 pm

eggmceye wrote:you got quoted LC and then some


I've been suprised at the number of people who've found it difficult to russle up 50k gp... but I guess the it's relatively newer players who are desperate for dragon pets, not the older players who've already GMed taming.

Keighn wrote:LC can make Crystal and Brass golems. Better work on that WC LC so they don't offer you ebony golems or whatever they're called.


Yea, but as far as I'm concerned crafting is still buggered. It would have been easier to chop down 10,000 trees then find all the oak crossbows +5 you'd need to GM it... there's just not enough enchanted wooden items out there to deconstruct.
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby LaughingCoyote » Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:00 pm

Another happy customer!
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby eggmceye » Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:15 pm

we'll see how happy he is when that drake turns into a white dragon!
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby LaughingCoyote » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:05 pm

Meh. Had someone buy their 2nd drake because they wanted another colour... so I don't see what's the problem. I could offer pre-evolved dragons, but I think I'd charge at least 500k for a fire-dragon.
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Re: LaughingCoyote's Pet Shop. *NEW*

Postby Ozimandias » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:12 pm

but you said i could get a fire dragon before... Awww :(

EDIT: Oh wait, i'm an idiot. Just read terms and conditions.

BTW, what's the best dragon, atleast for a fighter?
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